<^> A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
<^> Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut.
<^> In those days he was wiser than he is now--he used frequently to take my advice.
<^> The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
<^> Advice: the smallest current coin.
<^> Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
<^> Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
<^> The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.
<^> Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
<^> I always advise people never to give advice.
<^> I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
<^> 1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. 2) If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. 3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. 4) Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. 5) Avoid running at all times. 6) Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
An old farmer's advice
<^> Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
<^> Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
<^> Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
<^> A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
<^> Words that soak into your ears are whispered... not yelled.
<^> Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
<^> Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
<^> Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
<^> It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
<^> You cannot unsay a cruel word.
<^> Every path has a few puddles.
<^> When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
<^> The best sermons are lived, not preached.
<^> Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
<^> Don't judge folks by their relatives.
<^> Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
<^> Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
<^> Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
<^> Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
<^> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
<^> Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
<^> The biggest troublemaker, you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
<^> Always drink upstream from the herd.
<^> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
<^> Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
<^> If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
<^> Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
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